This is a real conversation with my husband this morning. Sometimes I think he just doesn’t understand me J
Me: Good morning! Time to wake up.
Him: (muffled grumbling)
Me: So I was eating Cheerios this morning and I started to sneeze and I inhaled an entire Cheerio. I really hope it went down my throat and not into my lungs.
Him: It can’t go down your lungs.
Me: Yes it can. Didn’t you hear about the guy that was eating peas and a pea when into his lung and grew a pea bush. I hope I don’t grown a Cheerio bush in my lung.
Him: Where did you even hear that?
Me: The guy was on a talk show. Like Oprah or Ellen or something.
Him: Your lungs are not an open balloon. They are like a sponge.
Me: The perfect growing grounds for a Cheerio bush.
Him: You can’t grow a Cheerio bush.
Me: You better hope so or you will be a single father. I am pretty sure that someone can’t survive a Cheerio bush in their lungs.
Him: Go Away!